Introduction
I hope you will have noticed that there is a serious lack of fancy graphics and CGI demonstrations.. Well, the first reason is I really don't like all that hooha, especially since I am personally using a dial up connection. Yes America, I actually down graded from high speed to lowly dial up... Just like I down sized from Cable and Satellite to lowly Broadcast television.. I also have no intention on going to pay per view radio... .. I realized one day that all this high speed stuff and on demand stuff was not really anything I had a real interest in.. but it certainly put alot of money in a lot of corporate pockets every year so I could watch 109 channels of dribble repeated every day AND I get to pay for this right... well.. did you know that broadcast television only repeats the same shows a couple times a year.. and cable manages to repeat everything they do almost every day..?? .. well. enough... please let me know if you found my site.. and let me know what ya think,... I do really want to hear from you.
Well.. here is the deal....... "Wack & Sack" Fresh Fast Food......
I was thinking of a business plan that should make me millions... (I am, as you know an idea guy)... let me know if you want to jump in and invest... here is the plan... I sell franchises for my new fast food resturant (and them little fellas are fast).. The only Baby Seal Burger chain .... our motto... "Tenderized daily for your entertainment" .. we can offer smiley meals with little baseball bats for the tikes that don't know about that sport up north... (we should teach um young... they taught us young and see what happened to us????? ).... okay.. I know your first thought is EEEWWWWWWWEEEE.. well.. lets push it up a notch.. we will make sure all the meat is irradiated in our high powered microwave ovens.. no waisting of coal fired stoves here.. no sir... step up and Wack & Sack your own.... .....
Finally ! I have the perfect reality show idea..... "Divorce of American Fear Factory Idols"...
You see it will be a mix of the best of the best of the lowest points of our lives... yes dear friends, we will televise divorce.. we can have them jump out of moving SUV's (the married couples personal cars of course) and the one that does the least amount of damage when they hit their mcmansion (aka starter castle) gets to keep both broken cars... then they can see who can toss their kids the farthest down the water slide in the backyard. and the audience can call in to see who gets to keep the piano and the stereo and the blow up dog airplane ... what ya think? great idea huh?
Looks like our Master Contributing Editor ( PhewDrew)
has a NEW! Franchise Idea MTT ( Moving Target Toppings ) Pizza Delivery
More details to come.. but it will be a pizza delivery company.. they only sell pizzas with live toppings... and if they aren't still moving when you get it delivered then it's free..... Now we use a very special sauce that is trademarked and patent is applied for.. it is not only tastey but it keeps all the live critters on top from escaping (or acheving escape velocity in the case of critters with wings).... it just makes ya hungry thinking about the noises they can make trying to get them skinney little feet out of the sauce..... uummmumm uummm ummm .....
Okay, Okay (I can't believe it.. these ideas just keep boiling out like a zit gone bad)....
The problem I see with women's toe rings is that if someone made shoes with bling holes in the toes then women could wear toe rings with diamonds and rubies sticking out.. you see the shoes will have 5 little holes over the toe section so the diamonds can stick out... (and think of the self defence possibilities.. a sharp object in the groin of any man would slow him down).... we could call them BlingBooties